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An old Doberman starts chasing rabbits and before long, discovers that he’s lost.

Wandering about, he notices a panther heading rapidly in his direction with the intention of having lunch.

The old Dobermann thinks, “Oh, oh!
I’m in deep shit now!”

Noticing some bones on the ground close by, he immediately settles down to chew on the bones withhis back to the approaching cat. Just as the panther is about to leap, the old Dobermann exclaims loudly, “Boy, that was one delicious panther! I wonder, if there are any more around here?”

Hearing this, the young panther halts his attack in mid-strike, a look of terror comes over him and he slinks away into the trees.

“Whew!,” says the panther, “That was close! That old Dobermann nearly had me!”

Meanwhile, a squirrel who had been watching the whole scene from a nearby tree, figures he can put this knowledge to good use and trade it for protection from the panther.
So, off he goes.

The squirrel soon catches up with
the panther, spills
the beans and strikes a deal for himself with the panther.

The young panther is furious at being made a fool of and says,
“Here, squirrel, hop on my back and see what’s going to happen to that conniving canine!”

Now, the old Dobermann sees the panther coming with the squirrel on his back and thinks, “What am I going to do now?,” but instead of running, the dog sits down with his back to his attackers, pretending he hasn’t seen them yet, and just when they get close enough to hear, the old Dobermann says ……

“Where’s that squirrel? I sent him off an hour ago to bring me another panther!”

Moral of this story…Don’t mess with the old dogs… Age and skill will always overcome youth and treachery!

Bull shit and brilliance only come with age and experience.

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2 comments to “An Old Doberman – The Joking Dog”

  1. Clique Clique Le Boom

    A man goes to a bar with his dog. He goes up to the bar and asks for a drink. The bartender says “You can’t bring that dog in here!” The guy, without missing a beat, says “This is my seeing-eye dog.” “Oh man, ” the bartender says, “I’m sorry, here, the first one’s on me.” The man takes his drink and goes to a table near the door.

    Another guy walks in the bar with a Chihuahua. The first guys sees him, stops him and says “You can’t bring that dog in here unless you tell him it’s a seeing-eye dog.” The second man graciously thanks the first man and continues to the bar. He asks for a drink. The bartender says “Hey, you can’t bring that dog in here!”

    The second man replies “This is my seeing-eye dog.” The bartender says, “No, I don’t think so. They do not have Chiwauas as seeing-eye dogs.” The man pauses for a half-second and replies “What?!?! They gave me a Chihuahua?!?”

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